"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
186
When 'sweep her off her feet' takes a sinister turn. 😂🕵️‍♂️
When 'sweep her off her feet' takes a sinister turn. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
248
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 month ago
123
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters 😂
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
172
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM 😂
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes 😂 #Confused
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Confused
1 year ago
192
When your cat thinks they are a massage therapist ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Nikon's new facial recognition software is so advanced that it can even detect the faces of your imaginary friends 👀
Nikon's new facial recognition software is so advanced that it can even detect the faces of your imaginary friends ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
181
Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
1 year ago
185
When you accidentally open the front camera 😂
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
215
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
229
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
139
When you and your friend decide to have an icicle eating contest 🥶😂
When you and your friend decide to have an icicle eating contest ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183