Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
1 year ago
259
When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend 🏠💥 'Nothing to see here, folks!' 🚫🔬
When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ฅ 'Nothing to see here, folks!' ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
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This dog looks so pleased to demonstrate just how mess-free life is with the new PooTrap. No poops, no oops, just one satisfied pup. 😂
This dog looks so pleased to demonstrate just how mess-free life is with the new PooTrap. No poops, no oops, just one satisfied pup. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
218
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
1 year ago
285
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. โœจ
1 year ago
311
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isn’t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire 🔥🌍
Me trying to explain to my friends that lighting things on fire probably isnโ€™t the smartest idea when half the planet is on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
236
When you tell your dog to mow the lawn ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. 😉
R2, I said project the Death Star plans, not my beach towel! These are not the droids you're looking for... to get undressed with. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
208
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
When you accidentally say "It's a wrap" instead of "It's a trap" and everyone gives you the side-eye 😂 Admiral Snack-bar anyone? 🌯
When you accidentally say "It's a wrap" instead of "It's a trap" and everyone gives you the side-eye ๐Ÿ˜‚ Admiral Snack-bar anyone? ๐ŸŒฏ
1 year ago
267
Who needs therapy when you have boobs? 🤷‍♂️
Who needs therapy when you have boobs? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
287
When you promise the world but deliver buffering... 🌐😅
When you promise the world but deliver buffering... ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
252
When card games and geography class collide! 🎴🌍
When card games and geography class collide! ๐ŸŽด๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
317
When Frodo decides to take matters into his own hands 😅✨
When Frodo decides to take matters into his own hands ๐Ÿ˜…โœจ
1 year ago
247