Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
11 months ago
85
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
1 year ago
99
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
131
Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged 😂
Me trying to politely tell the DJ that his USB is unplugged ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
11 months ago
135
When you catfish a catfish. 😂 This right here is an inception of catfish events. 🎣
When you catfish a catfish. ๐Ÿ˜‚ This right here is an inception of catfish events. ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
133
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
11 months ago
108
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿฅค
10 months ago
126
👽 When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! 🥑✨
๐Ÿ‘ฝ When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! ๐Ÿฅ‘โœจ
1 year ago
125
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. 😉
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
166
Me trying to cancel my student loans
Me trying to cancel my student loans
1 year ago
85
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! 😅🖥️ #SpeedyGonzales
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ #SpeedyGonzales
1 year ago
143
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. 😏
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
133
Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! 😅🕺
Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
58
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour 🦢🚣‍♂️
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
142