When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but you’re actually an oversized bird 🐤🌌
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but youโ€™re actually an oversized bird ๐Ÿค๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
325
Me and my partner practicing for when we get into an argument: "Honey, I swear I didn't mean to shoot the back of your head multiple times!"
Me and my partner practicing for when we get into an argument: "Honey, I swear I didn't mean to shoot the back of your head multiple times!"
1 year ago
256
Bringing you the hottest science facts and even hotter burns. Your mom is the queen! 🐝🔥
Bringing you the hottest science facts and even hotter burns. Your mom is the queen! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 months ago
203
Forget FPS, she's all about SPS (Stitches Per Second). That RGB adds at least 10% more sewing power. 🧵
Forget FPS, she's all about SPS (Stitches Per Second). That RGB adds at least 10% more sewing power. ๐Ÿงต
11 months ago
307
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
238
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey 😂😭
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
233
Knuckles with the galaxy brain solution to solve homophobia once and for all. What a genius! 🤯
Knuckles with the galaxy brain solution to solve homophobia once and for all. What a genius! ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
335
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
252
When Batman saves you, but you're destined for the Iron Throne instead 🦇👑
When Batman saves you, but you're destined for the Iron Throne instead ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
187
When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine 😂
When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside 😂🚔. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
1 year ago
114
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... 🤦‍♂️👑🍷
When you try to split the check, and things get a little too personal... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿท
1 year ago
194
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. 😈
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
248
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
137