Random memes
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When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
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When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞♂️. Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂 Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
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Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? 🤔
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When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! 🧹😂 #ParentingWin
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When your munchies can't wait! 🍫⏲️
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Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. 🐶📰😂
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When your new makeup routine gives you that... special glow. Definitely not born with it. 😬
2 months ago
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Even the Empire needs a little chill in their drink 🍹🌌
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When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.
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When you solve small problems like a genius 🤓🎧
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Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future 😂
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Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
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When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight 😂🔦
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Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
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When the ice cream man takes his job *way* too seriously... 🍦🔧🤨
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