Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs 😂
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
When the raid is more important than the flood alert 🌊🎮
When the raid is more important than the flood alert ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
190
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
1 year ago
212
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
4 months ago
166
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. 😈
When you think you've cornered the final boss, but it's actually the secret, more powerful final boss. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
187
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles ๐Ÿฅฐ Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep ๐Ÿ˜ซ
1 year ago
253
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact 😂
When your "friend" turns out to be just a useful contact ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. 🐦🔥
The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 months ago
138
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 year ago
203
When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background.  😾💥
When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background. ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
196
Smile... wait... for... FLASH💥
Smile... wait... for... FLASH๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
195
Me trying to adult for the past 15 years 😂
Me trying to adult for the past 15 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
137
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. 🤔😂
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
202
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly.  🚀🏢
Science takes you to the moon. Religion takes you to the moon...and back...very quickly. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿข
1 year ago
167