Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! 🤱‍♀️😂
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
Me trying to explain the entire Zelda timeline to someone who's never played it 😂
Me trying to explain the entire Zelda timeline to someone who's never played it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
Day of the Tentacle: Now with 100% more tentacle.
1 year ago
116
When math makes friendships awkward 🤔📊
When math makes friendships awkward ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“Š
1 year ago
110
When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! 😷🎉
When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! ๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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Skeletor making an important clarification. 💀😂
Skeletor making an important clarification. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
1 year ago
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Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
1 year ago
113
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom 🚽😂
Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." 
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." 
Batman: "...so?"
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
1 year ago
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When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
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When you've had too much moo-ving around, upgrade to a 'gently used' cow! 🐄🛒
When you've had too much moo-ving around, upgrade to a 'gently used' cow! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ›’
1 year ago
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Legos: They're not just for kids anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nsfw #lego #darkhumor
1 year ago
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