When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. ๐Ÿง 
7 months ago
146
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 year ago
65
When procrastination is your middle name 📅💪 'Not today!'
When procrastination is your middle name ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ’ช 'Not today!'
1 year ago
158
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look ☀️😂
Me trying to achieve that "sun-kissed" look โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When the Death Star is just too tempting. 😂
When the Death Star is just too tempting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
1 year ago
133
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 😢📱
Face ID: 1, Bruised Ego: 0 ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
127
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When the monkeys go digital 📱🙈🙉🙊🤳
When the monkeys go digital ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿคณ
10 months ago
144
When your childhood was a sugar-coated training montage 🍭🤣
When your childhood was a sugar-coated training montage ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
95
Me trying to understand my life choices.
Me trying to understand my life choices.
1 year ago
73
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. ๐Ÿ›ถ
7 months ago
100
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
177
When your shirt does all the flirting 😏👕
When your shirt does all the flirting ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘•
1 year ago
106
"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
69