When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk 🚀🐶✨
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿถโœจ
1 year ago
230
When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. 💀
When you try to organize your heists but forget your Twitter lists are public. DJ Germ was a menace. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
195
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? 😂
I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
10 months ago
329
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
1 year ago
252
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like 🤨
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
147
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
192
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! 😂
The only virus I wouldn't mind getting. It's more helpful than my IT department! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
147
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 year ago
176
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. 😂🤖
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค–
19 days ago
70
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. 🙋‍♂️
Microsoft's vision for Windows 10: One product family, one platform, one Reich. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
180
This is not okay.  Consent is everything. 🤔
This is not okay. Consent is everything. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
232
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
252