Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
99
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
11 months ago
131
When you're king of the playground and ready to defend your turf 👑🌳
When you're king of the playground and ready to defend your turf ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒณ
10 months ago
124
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
102
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
113
When your Pulp Fiction knowledge saves the day: "Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
When your Pulp Fiction knowledge saves the day: "Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time!"
1 year ago
144
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media 🤔
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
74
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop 💩🤢🤮
When someone farts and it smells like literal poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
1 year ago
82
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
113
From magazines to cartridges to digital downloads, one thing remains constant: the joy of playing Mario with friends and family! 🎮👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
From magazines to cartridges to digital downloads, one thing remains constant: the joy of playing Mario with friends and family! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
1 year ago
72
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! 🚀😂
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 😂
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time 📡😳
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
175
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money 🏦📈
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
122
When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right 😅📚
When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
138