Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
120
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. 😂
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
I guess the menu only has one option today! 🏃💨🍽️
I guess the menu only has one option today! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
224
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
1 year ago
92
Imagine finding out you failed your midterm because you went viral on Twitter. That's a special kind of pain. 😭
Imagine finding out you failed your midterm because you went viral on Twitter. That's a special kind of pain. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
149
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! 🕷️💥🎮
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
199
When you want to make sure no one can pirate your games, but also don't care about your customer's data. 💀
When you want to make sure no one can pirate your games, but also don't care about your customer's data. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
167
Sign me up for these 'special' extra classes immediately! I promise to pay full attention... to the subject matter. 👀
Sign me up for these 'special' extra classes immediately! I promise to pay full attention... to the subject matter. ๐Ÿ‘€
4 months ago
140
That 10th booster shot hits different... it comes with a free identity crisis. 🥴
That 10th booster shot hits different... it comes with a free identity crisis. ๐Ÿฅด
10 days ago
42
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" 🚬😂
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
🏴‍☠️ When pirate parties have unexpected vibes! 🤔
๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ When pirate parties have unexpected vibes! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
172
When the solar eclipse pulls you in with its irresistible charm, but science is just like, 'Don't do it!' 😎🌒
When the solar eclipse pulls you in with its irresistible charm, but science is just like, 'Don't do it!' ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒ’
1 year ago
195
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
🤔🌎🔥
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
107