Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
374
🚫🐶 No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? 😂 #HealthMatters
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿถ No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HealthMatters
1 year ago
286
When you take anatomy lessons from Christopher Nolan 🤔❗️
When you take anatomy lessons from Christopher Nolan ๐Ÿค”โ—๏ธ
1 year ago
381
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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📸 When you post one pic and the DMs start looking like a monkey convention! 🐒📱
๐Ÿ“ธ When you post one pic and the DMs start looking like a monkey convention! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
394
When 'socializing' had a different meaning 😅📱
When 'socializing' had a different meaning ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
282
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฎ
1 year ago
324
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online 🫠
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
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The Dark Side of public health is a pathway to many recommendations some consider to be... questionable. 🤔
The Dark Side of public health is a pathway to many recommendations some consider to be... questionable. ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
199
Me when I accidentally think in the teacher’s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
1 year ago
259
Rick Astley: The ultimate paradoxical legend! 🎶🙃
Rick Astley: The ultimate paradoxical legend! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
429
When trolling turns into true love 💘💻
When trolling turns into true love ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
181
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
When diplomacy finally brings world peace... 🍔✌️
When diplomacy finally brings world peace... ๐Ÿ”โœŒ๏ธ
1 year ago
229
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me 🍻😂
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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