Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Führer of food has arrived.
Instead of the Third Reich, he founded the Third Chin. The Fรผhrer of food has arrived.
3 months ago
154
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": 😡
Me when someone tells me "This statement is false": ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
103
Me with my $10,000 camera setup VS me with my phone after seeing how good the camera quality is 🤳
Me with my $10,000 camera setup VS me with my phone after seeing how good the camera quality is ๐Ÿคณ
1 year ago
68
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿง•
1 year ago
91
When you accidentally hit the ball too hard playing keep-ups with your friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
POV: You've been playing too much VR. ๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
68
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there 🤔🚀
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
97
When your drone puts your parking skills on blast 🚀🔧😅
When your drone puts your parking skills on blast ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
107
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
123
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
138
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 😂
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
80
Me pretending to care about what day it is 😂
Me pretending to care about what day it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
91
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day 😂
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
When your USB hub looks more like an avant-garde art piece 🎨🔌
When your USB hub looks more like an avant-garde art piece ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ”Œ
1 year ago
89