The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. 🍔
The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
383
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
344
Me trying to get my crush's attention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
414
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
10 months ago
558
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. 🍑
When you're supposed to be saving the kingdom but get distracted by the royal assets. ๐Ÿ‘
8 months ago
341
When Internet Explorer says it's 'almost' finished loading the page... ⏳💻
When Internet Explorer says it's 'almost' finished loading the page... โณ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
319
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. 🐴👮
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ฎ
1 year ago
386
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. 😂
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
1 year ago
399
When the captain aims for a different kind of mission 🚀😏
When the captain aims for a different kind of mission ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
407
When you level up in love and life! 💑✨
When you level up in love and life! ๐Ÿ’‘โœจ
1 year ago
258
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. 😴
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
173
He asked for game recommendations and got a lesson in applied physics. Now he's thinking with portals... endlessly. 😈
He asked for game recommendations and got a lesson in applied physics. Now he's thinking with portals... endlessly. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 months ago
190
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. 🧬😂
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
1 year ago
259