When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. 😉
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
319
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
303
It's all about perspective 😂
It's all about perspective ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
370
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. 📈
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
378
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini 😂
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. ✨🧘‍♂️😂
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
354
When conspiracy takes a giant leap for unbelievability 🌕🚀🤔
When conspiracy takes a giant leap for unbelievability ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
487
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: 🍦🤰
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
152
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs.  🤦‍♀️
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
161
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
322
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC 😂
Me when I found out the founder of Apple died because of PC ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
326
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along 😂
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
386
Me running away from any commitment 😂
Me running away from any commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
228
Earth: 57, Rest of the Universe: 0 😂🏆 Come on, other galaxies, step up your game!
Earth: 57, Rest of the Universe: 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ† Come on, other galaxies, step up your game!
1 year ago
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