When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey 😂😭
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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🚀 Taking career advice from a Jedi... what could go wrong? 😅✨
๐Ÿš€ Taking career advice from a Jedi... what could go wrong? ๐Ÿ˜…โœจ
1 year ago
170
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
1 year ago
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Mom: *prepares her son's first time* 😂
Mom: *prepares her son's first time* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
329
When you try to install a Firefox plugin and it just doesn't work...it's like these foxes trying to escape, one tail at a time 😂
When you try to install a Firefox plugin and it just doesn't work...it's like these foxes trying to escape, one tail at a time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
186
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target 🎯
Me trying to convince my friend to come with me to Target ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
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When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
244
When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway 😂
When you choose the shortest route on Google Maps and it takes you across an active runway ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #bikefail #mountainbike #extremesports
1 year ago
147
🎯 When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! 🚀🤦‍♂️
๐ŸŽฏ When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you try your best, but you don’t sucseed😂. At least he got the job. First step into adulthood.
When you try your best, but you donโ€™t sucseed๐Ÿ˜‚. At least he got the job. First step into adulthood.
1 year ago
145
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.🍩😂
Cops, then vs now. Always serving and protecting... donuts.๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ #bootytower
1 year ago
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