When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life 😂🥦
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
197
When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 year ago
306
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
11 months ago
385
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship 😂🍔❤️
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you hit a puddle at 50 mph and think you're going to die but you somehow survive but your bike doesn't ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
348
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you 🔥🐍
When you try to dispose of the evidence but it comes back to haunt you ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
256
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. 🤣
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
351
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! ๐Ÿœ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
364
The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
396
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ–•
1 year ago
351
When you gotta do what you gotta do ๐Ÿ˜‚ #momlife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
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