You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
135
Europe 2000 years ago vs. USA 500 years ago. Guess indoor plumbing wasn't a priority for everyone 😂
Europe 2000 years ago vs. USA 500 years ago. Guess indoor plumbing wasn't a priority for everyone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
Scientists when they discover we live in a computer: *immediately tries to run Doom*
Scientists when they discover we live in a computer: *immediately tries to run Doom*
1 year ago
171
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" ๐Ÿฅน
1 year ago
117
Before digital downloads and DLCs, we had the original analog versions of these games. The graphics were powered by imagination. 💪
Before digital downloads and DLCs, we had the original analog versions of these games. The graphics were powered by imagination. ๐Ÿ’ช
2 months ago
124
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase.  It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race 😂
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
🐔 Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! 🍗
๐Ÿ” Colonel Sanders would be proud... of the revenge plot! ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
187
Me trying to explain the plot of Alice in Wonderland after accidentally taking some of the Mad Hatter's special tea ๐Ÿ„โœจ
1 year ago
161
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning 😬
When your pickup line crosses the line from charming to concerning ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
119
Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. 🤤🍩🍧
Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
169
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it 😏💤🍆
When opportunity knocks... and you're terrible at ignoring it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
193
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot 🥩😂
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. 🔥❄️
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. ๐Ÿ”ฅโ„๏ธ
1 year ago
144
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" 💸😂
When you're on Wheel of Fortune and the puzzle is "BANKRUPT" ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119