When the printer runs out of black ink 😂
When the printer runs out of black ink ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' 😂
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
When life stings, just watch scorpions dance! 🦂💃
When life stings, just watch scorpions dance! ๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
138
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
1 year ago
105
When your ride is bumpy but your mood is unshakable 😏🚍
When your ride is bumpy but your mood is unshakable ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš
1 year ago
227
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
135
When the nuclear codes are just 'spin the wheel' decisions! 🎡😂
When the nuclear codes are just 'spin the wheel' decisions! ๐ŸŽก๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When Po's moves are too epic for public transport! 🐼💥
When Po's moves are too epic for public transport! ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
181
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. 😬
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
203
When the ice cream man takes his job *way* too seriously... 🍦🔧🤨
When the ice cream man takes his job *way* too seriously... ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
134
The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. 🐦🔥
The most anticipated album of the year just dropped. Featuring the hit single 'Shit on People' and the diss track 'F*** a Statue'. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 months ago
138
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare 💸➡️🩺 #EconomicIrony
When the system demands your taxes but hesitates on healthcare ๐Ÿ’ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ #EconomicIrony
1 year ago
165
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag 😂
Me trying to explain to my match that my love for research papers is a personality trait and not a red flag ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
150
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
4 months ago
259