Swapping a plastic straw for a paper one, but now the whole cup is plastic. We did it, we saved the environment! 🌍🤡
Swapping a plastic straw for a paper one, but now the whole cup is plastic. We did it, we saved the environment! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคก
5 months ago
279
When you finally quit your job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
221
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. 💀
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. ๐Ÿ’€
10 days ago
45
Just a casual game of Minesweeper in the Strait of Hormuz. One wrong click and global oil prices go 📈💥.
Just a casual game of Minesweeper in the Strait of Hormuz. One wrong click and global oil prices go ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ.
4 months ago
227
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
Me trying to build a stable financial future with Oreos.
1 year ago
208
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
166
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
125
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. 🍔💸
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
116
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. โœจ
11 months ago
240
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
Me googling at 3am why there are strawberries on my nipples and I need them for the fruit salad.
1 year ago
174
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. ๐ŸŽ…
9 months ago
146
When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. ☣️ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
When 'down bad' reaches a whole new level of biohazard. โ˜ฃ๏ธ I have so many questions, and I want zero answers.
4 months ago
229