The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
118
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain 😂
Day 1 of Lego Bootcamp: Where to apply pressure for maximum pain ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! 😂🎌
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽŒ
1 year ago
236
Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! 💪
Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
267
Some plans sound better in your head. His execution was just a little off. 💨😂
Some plans sound better in your head. His execution was just a little off. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
292
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: 🤔
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
128
Me trying to touch my crush through the friendzone barrier ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
When you think you’re leading the board but your next move lands you in checkmate 🤦‍♂️♟️👑
When you think youโ€™re leading the board but your next move lands you in checkmate ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธโ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
241
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist 😂🐔
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
254
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. 🙈
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
1 year ago
129
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Thanks, Google, for the information I definitely didn't need. BRB, going to the zoo for... research. 🦝
Thanks, Google, for the information I definitely didn't need. BRB, going to the zoo for... research. ๐Ÿฆ
9 days ago
44
Me trying to sneak out of the kitchen after grabbing a midnight snack and realizing my family's already up
1 year ago
154
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
248