When your girlfriend asks what you prefer 😏
When your girlfriend asks what you prefer ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
256
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
317
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
The evolution of 'The Science™' in four easy steps. 🤡
The evolution of 'The Scienceโ„ข' in four easy steps. ๐Ÿคก
2 months ago
160
Me after successfully sneaking all the fireworks into the bathroom and not getting caught ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas 🇦🇹💀
When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
267
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! 🧱🔑 Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. 😏
Finally, a key holder worthy of a Master Builder! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ”‘ Just try losing your keys now... I dare you. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
317
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
7 months ago
287
I can't believe it's not irony! 😂
I can't believe it's not irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
185
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
337
The big reveal, but with a spicy twist. Turns out the dark side has fiestas. 🌶️
The big reveal, but with a spicy twist. Turns out the dark side has fiestas. ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
4 months ago
253
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐Ÿ€ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
Sonic's secret: Even the fastest hedgehogs enjoy a bus ride! 🚌💨
Sonic's secret: Even the fastest hedgehogs enjoy a bus ride! ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
435
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone 😂
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
387
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
267