When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on 🐾🤦‍♂️
When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
165
London Underground be like: 💀
London Underground be like: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
183
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
93
When you can't wait for lunch and need that sweet tomato fix ASAP! 🍅😂
When you can't wait for lunch and need that sweet tomato fix ASAP! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
170
🦖 When your hoodie game is as fierce as a T-Rex! #RoarPower
๐Ÿฆ– When your hoodie game is as fierce as a T-Rex! #RoarPower
1 year ago
154
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
8 months ago
233
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.🤦🤦
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
1 year ago
170
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
252
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
155
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. 🧬😂
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
168
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest🌳. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved🥹.
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
1 year ago
93
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* 🐠
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
209
When she says she likes her car cleaned with a special touch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
🍔 When social distancing means staying away from salads! 🤔💬
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
189