My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. 🤯
My whole life has been a lie. I thought the Pyramids were in the middle of a vast desert, not right next to the city. ๐Ÿคฏ
8 months ago
295
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 year ago
313
🔥 When the weekend plans go up in flames! 🔥 #LitAdventures
๐Ÿ”ฅ When the weekend plans go up in flames! ๐Ÿ”ฅ #LitAdventures
1 year ago
213
When you're stuck between Columbus and Star Trek, but at least there's Amazon! 🌌💻✨
When you're stuck between Columbus and Star Trek, but at least there's Amazon! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ปโœจ
1 year ago
291
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. 🤯
Wait a minute... so THAT'S why I can never find a payphone! It all makes sense now. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
348
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. 😭
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
464
When your pumpkin carving skills are scarier than Halloween itself! 🎃😭
When your pumpkin carving skills are scarier than Halloween itself! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
326
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
358
When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement 👠✨
When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement ๐Ÿ‘ โœจ
1 year ago
455
Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man 🖥️
Me after successfully installing Arch Linux and immediately posting about it on every social media platform known to man ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
363
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
267
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
274
When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... 🕵️‍♂️🖼️ #Framed
When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ #Framed
1 year ago
171
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
264
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
1 year ago
319