Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
2 months ago
97
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
1 year ago
133
When you want attention but also want to live another day 😅🙏
When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
75
The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. 😂
The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. 😭
Me trying to call 911 after my face got rekt by a gang of pixels. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
170
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now 😂
Society moving away from religion makes it more rational and intelligent, so obviously, men can get pregnant now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you sacrifice all your pieces but still win the chess game: THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!
When you sacrifice all your pieces but still win the chess game: THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!
1 year ago
55
Yo dawg, I heard you like museums, so we put Xzibit in your museum, so you can exhibit while you Xzibit exhibits in yo museum
Yo dawg, I heard you like museums, so we put Xzibit in your museum, so you can exhibit while you Xzibit exhibits in yo museum
1 year ago
77
When you accidentally confess to your crush but they're not into you 😂
When you accidentally confess to your crush but they're not into you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now 😂
Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
1 year ago
69
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
5 months ago
193
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs 💀
POV: You're an archaeologist in the 22nd century wondering how this Instagram baddie got those rock hard abs ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
98
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. 🧠♿️
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
9 months ago
148