When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! 🛸
When you ask for justice but the government offers you aliens instead. Classic misdirection! ๐Ÿ›ธ
5 months ago
351
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
317
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
294
Me trying to balance work and my fitness goals ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
390
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
192
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. 🥹🫡
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
455
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
1 year ago
279
The ultimate showdown: When Star Wars thinks it's messed up, Game of Thrones just says 'Hold my wine' ๐Ÿท
7 months ago
394
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
391
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
1 year ago
289
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
362
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder 😂
When you're so rich, burning money is more sensible than checking your spam folder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
414
When life tries to lower your XP, but you hit 'em with a wild Snorlax game plan. 🎮😎 #DMVLegend
When life tries to lower your XP, but you hit 'em with a wild Snorlax game plan. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜Ž #DMVLegend
1 year ago
292
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter 😂
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
289
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
280