Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. 🤯🛸
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
7 months ago
84
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
1 year ago
57
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... 😂🩸
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
72
When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
108
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
7 months ago
142
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging 😂
Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats.  They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
When space fashion advice leads to iconic moments 🚀✨
When space fashion advice leads to iconic moments ๐Ÿš€โœจ
1 year ago
142
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. 🌭
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. ๐ŸŒญ
3 days ago
22
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly 😜
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
11 months ago
84
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
11 months ago
93
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
133
When you and your friends are too old for the horses but still wanna ride the carousel 😂
When you and your friends are too old for the horses but still wanna ride the carousel ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' 📱🙈
From 'See no evil' to 'Tweet no evil' ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ™ˆ
10 months ago
122