Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
214
When your stress ball is a little TOO realistic 😂
When your stress ball is a little TOO realistic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button 😂
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna 😂
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle 🍹🕒
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•’
1 year ago
105
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud 😂
Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Me trying to decide which toaster to buy after seeing one in an influencer's bathroom 🤔
Me trying to decide which toaster to buy after seeing one in an influencer's bathroom ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
119
The Harry Potter sequel we never knew we needed. 😂🪄
The Harry Potter sequel we never knew we needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช„
10 months ago
227
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
148
When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
108
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. 🧠♿️
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
10 months ago
227
Me trying to find the intelligence bar for TempleOS users ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
1 year ago
170
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
1 year ago
169