Florida Woman: Just living my best life 💅, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
Florida Woman: Just living my best life ๐Ÿ’…, one shopping cart at a time. (Target employees hate her! See how she gets free sushi and cinnamon rolls with this one simple trick!)
11 months ago
125
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework 📚😳
When you're ready for 'advanced' coursework ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
112
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! 😂 From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? 🗺️
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
11 months ago
84
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*.   irony at its finest. 😂
Hindus in India: *Boycott Muslims*. Hindus in Middle East: *Job Please*. irony at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
This power strip is so cute, it's making me squeal 🐷🔌!  No more fighting over outlets, there's enough for the whole family (of devices) 😂
This power strip is so cute, it's making me squeal ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ”Œ! No more fighting over outlets, there's enough for the whole family (of devices) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" 😂
George Lucas in 1977, creating the Star Wars universe: "I'll figure out the details later!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
81
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
103
The internal debate on whether to find your son or avoid a federal investigation. 🤔
The internal debate on whether to find your son or avoid a federal investigation. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
145
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
97
J. Jonah Jameson dropping the most savage riddle on an unsuspecting Peter Parker. His laugh says it all. 💀😂
J. Jonah Jameson dropping the most savage riddle on an unsuspecting Peter Parker. His laugh says it all. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
47
Me after shaving my legs in the winter.  🥶
Me after shaving my legs in the winter. ๐Ÿฅถ
11 months ago
132
When you're so chill, you make even hating look lazy 🐊😎
When you're so chill, you make even hating look lazy ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
111
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" 
Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire.  She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
1 year ago
108