When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! 🎽😂 #ShakeThingsUp
When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! ๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ShakeThingsUp
1 year ago
316
Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! 🍹😂
Yo dawg, we heard you like drinks, so we put a drink in your drink! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
334
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
Me after Thanksgiving Dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. 🤣
When you choose brutal honesty over having a place to live. Totally worth it. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
370
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
274
When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
335
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
324
When your mascot squad is more iconic than the athletes! 🐻🎿🇨🇦
When your mascot squad is more iconic than the athletes! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
1 year ago
313
When you say 'that wasn't real communism' and the entire squad of people who lived through it pulls up.
When you say 'that wasn't real communism' and the entire squad of people who lived through it pulls up.
1 month ago
159
Me trying to impress my crush with my "superb" chicken fighting skills ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
Professor: "Where's the meat?" 
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" 
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
1 year ago
291
🇬🇧 When Brexit feels like opening Pandora's box... 📦🤔
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง When Brexit feels like opening Pandora's box... ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
282
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime 💤😆
When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
433
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! 🤔😂
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
298
When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314