Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
10 months ago
297
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
266
🎉 New year, new me… same shenanigans! 😂 #Oops
๐ŸŽ‰ New year, new meโ€ฆ same shenanigans! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Oops
1 year ago
214
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today 😂
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
When you accidentally trip in football but pretend to be fouled ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
254
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.🥕
When the dorm wifi is called Carrotnet and you get rickrolled by carrots instead of Rick Astley.๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
252
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
When political correctness meets free speech... Europe Edition 🇪🇺🔫😱
When political correctness meets free speech... Europe Edition ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
270
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon 🐘🚀🌕
Me trying to explain to my mom why I can't just chain all the elephants together and send them to the moon ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
1 year ago
188
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
184
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! 🍿🤯
Forget Netflix, the real drama is happening next door. The season finale just dropped and it's a wild ride! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
326
A brief history of governance. It's been a wild ride downhill. 🎢
A brief history of governance. It's been a wild ride downhill. ๐ŸŽข
2 months ago
123
When you're trying to chase your clouds away, but you're stuck at high altitude 😂🌿
When you're trying to chase your clouds away, but you're stuck at high altitude ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
178
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. 😏
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
282