When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course 🐧🏖️
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
182
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! 💥🐷
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
165
When you are playing football but also auditioning for Cirque du Soleil๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter 😂
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 😂
Me trying to fix an NES cartridge in 1992 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. 🍷
Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
117
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week 🥄
Me pretending to be surprised when my order gets messed up for the 5th time this week ๐Ÿฅ„
1 year ago
183
When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! 😅🔧👶
When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
304
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face 😂
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! 🌿💍🐴
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿด
1 year ago
180
God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
177
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally👠
When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally๐Ÿ‘ 
1 year ago
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