When your face mask choices turn into a fashion show 🎭 vs. a crime scene exhibit 🚫 👀
When your face mask choices turn into a fashion show ๐ŸŽญ vs. a crime scene exhibit ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
267
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
1 year ago
211
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
1 year ago
144
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
234
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
240
When the Force is strong with effortless typing! 🔥🖐️
When the Force is strong with effortless typing! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
233
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee ☕
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
150
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. 🤔 #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. ๐Ÿค” #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
1 year ago
223
When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. 🕹️😴
When you finally convince your parents to let you stay up late to play video games and it's already 12:23 AM. ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
231
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
207
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
320
When the captain aims for a different kind of mission 🚀😏
When the captain aims for a different kind of mission ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
296
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 year ago
186
When you try to impress your crush but fail miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Superbad #McLovin
1 year ago
240
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
230