My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
11 months ago
218
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
115
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
Live footage of me trying to convince myself that a salad is just as good as a double cheeseburger.
1 year ago
172
When you order a drink and get an unexpected 'special' ingredient! 😂🥤
When you order a drink and get an unexpected 'special' ingredient! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅค
1 year ago
95
Feeling unwell?  This meme understands. 😂
Feeling unwell? This meme understands. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! 🤫
Don't mind me, just bringing my tactical snack dispenser to the movies. They'll never suspect a thing! ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
146
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
208
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
When your dog has more game than you 😂 #doglife #unexpected
When your dog has more game than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doglife #unexpected
1 year ago
119
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
112
Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom 🚽😂
Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
When you take "one pedal driving" a little too literally 😂
When you take "one pedal driving" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge 😂.  Parenting level: Expert.
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚. Parenting level: Expert.
1 year ago
117
💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown🤯
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
174