Connecticut Welcomes You!
Birthplace of George W. Bush
We Apologize 😂
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
272
This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. 💀
This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
365
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
253
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one 😂. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings.  This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. 💀
Microsoft Edge's marketing team really living on the edge with this one ๐Ÿ˜‚. They quickly learned that some words have double meanings. This is why you don't let the interns run the social media accounts unsupervised. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
340
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
When your data analysis goes full Sparta mode! 📊🛡️
When your data analysis goes full Sparta mode! ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
421
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
394
When you want everyone to know 🚗💨😂
When you want everyone to know ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
310
Me explaining to my friends why Ocarina of Time is the greatest game of all time 🗡️🛡️
Me explaining to my friends why Ocarina of Time is the greatest game of all time ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
1 year ago
315
Me when I accidentally click a sus link and have to press the "nope" button on my spaceship and eject myself into the cold depths of space ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
214
When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
When you're a princess, but also a Sith Lord
1 year ago
242
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
1 year ago
311
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend 😂
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
386