When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" 😬
When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
101
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
252
When Teletubbyland gets a new sun ☀️😂
When Teletubbyland gets a new sun โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. 😏
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
210
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? 🤔
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
138
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
7 months ago
234
When the sign is brutally honest 😂. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
When the sign is brutally honest ๐Ÿ˜‚. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
1 year ago
170
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
159
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' 😂
When you accidentally make a mom think you're homeless but you're actually just vibin' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
204
If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
If you're wondering...it's still rape and very illegal.
1 year ago
183
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* 
The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: ๐Ÿ”ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
121
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
1 year ago
187
The betrayal is electric. ⚡️💔
The betrayal is electric. โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
10 months ago
263