Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
183
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When your future holds some 'unpredictable' surprises! 🚀⏳😳
When your future holds some 'unpredictable' surprises! ๐Ÿš€โณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
158
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
9 months ago
118
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When misreading signals goes too far 🤨😂
When misreading signals goes too far ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
Netflix: Where everyone can be Jack and Rose... even in 2023! 🚢😂
Netflix: Where everyone can be Jack and Rose... even in 2023! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
162
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it 😂.  "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. ✍️
When your parking ticket appeal is so good, they have no choice but to dismiss it ๐Ÿ˜‚. "In my defense, your honor, I am a silly goose" is the new legal precedent we all needed. โœ๏ธ
1 year ago
169
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. 🍆
When the boss says you need to use the tools you were born with. ๐Ÿ†
2 months ago
166
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
159
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly 🤦‍♂️🍳
When your attempt at being politically correct backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
247
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. 😂
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
145
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. 🧐
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐Ÿง
6 months ago
227
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
190
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along 😂
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208