💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
๐Ÿ’ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine🍷
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
1 year ago
186
Is your person wearing a Burka?🤔😂
Is your person wearing a Burka?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs.  🤦‍♀️
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
77
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. 😬
That moment you give honest feedback to HR and they 'listen' a little too well. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
161
I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" 🐟😂
I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. 🙏❄️
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. ๐Ÿ™โ„๏ธ
5 months ago
202
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' 😂
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
160
When you try to act innocent but the evidence is literally splattered on your car and the street behind you. 👀
When you try to act innocent but the evidence is literally splattered on your car and the street behind you. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago
137
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
93
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone 😭
When the vending machine gets a new selection and your favorite is gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
183
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way 😭
When you realize some teens genuinely thought this way ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
167
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
1 year ago
218
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
11 months ago
171
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. 💀
You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
228