When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
166
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
378
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap:
First two panels: *Nom nom*
Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap: First two panels: *Nom nom* Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
1 year ago
166
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's 🚩😅
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
456
Me trying to convince my mom I don't need a bath ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
305
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
378
Brain Freeze: Level 100 🥶🍦
Brain Freeze: Level 100 ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
363
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
10 months ago
343
Me trying to keep my life together๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
288
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
396
When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
1 year ago
390
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
301
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. 😏
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
365
When the printer runs out of black ink 😂
When the printer runs out of black ink ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
Me trying to outrun my responsibilities.
1 year ago
260