When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always 😂
When the customer is always right...except when they are wrong, which is always ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. 🥛🙏
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ™
6 months ago
335
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
6 months ago
319
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
206
Steve Jobs' office is now six feet under. 💀
Steve Jobs' office is now six feet under. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
253
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
216
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
When your brain takes you on a sneaky ride 🚀🧠
When your brain takes you on a sneaky ride ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
270
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. 😂
When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
314
My theme song for the entire month of December. 😭🎄
My theme song for the entire month of December. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ„
9 months ago
298
When you're feeling yourself a little too much after discovering a new filter. 😂
When you're feeling yourself a little too much after discovering a new filter. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter 🏝️🚣‍♂️
When Hogwarts sends you a Hogwarts rejection letter instead of an acceptance letter ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
229
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204