When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
268
When fat cells sign a lifetime contract 😂🍔
When fat cells sign a lifetime contract ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
390
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
417
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! 🙏
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! ๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
152
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
362
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.๐Ÿ”‘โค๏ธ
1 year ago
291
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
379
When you accidentally catch a foul ball, and suddenly become the main character 😂
When you accidentally catch a foul ball, and suddenly become the main character ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
420
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
194
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.*
Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* 😂
Dad: *Buys cat so daughter isn't always on her phone.* Daughter and Cat: *Become phone addicts together.* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
449
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฎ
1 year ago
323
When your friend doesn't understand the concept of butt stuff 😂
When your friend doesn't understand the concept of butt stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When your degree is just one claw grab away 🎓💸
When your degree is just one claw grab away ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
381
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers 👀
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
236