Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 year ago
388
When your little cousin discovers the joys of internet memes and decides to share their artistic interpretation with you. 😭😂
When your little cousin discovers the joys of internet memes and decides to share their artistic interpretation with you. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
368
Mission impawssible! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
1 year ago
384
When life scripts a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't predict! 😂🏡👶
When life scripts a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't predict! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
383
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
1 year ago
319
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Checkmate. ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
415
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
386
When you're trying to chase your clouds away, but you're stuck at high altitude 😂🌿
When you're trying to chase your clouds away, but you're stuck at high altitude ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒฟ
1 year ago
246
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. 💀 The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. 😂
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
433
🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
418
The breakfast of champions just got a whole lot more fabulous. 🥓🌈
The breakfast of champions just got a whole lot more fabulous. ๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
423
Me trying to have a productive day when my brain has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
When your date questions your 'girlfriend' collection 📱😳
When your date questions your 'girlfriend' collection ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
395
When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails 🚂💥
When 'freedom of speech' goes off the rails ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
380
Canada starts rethinking that whole 'best friends forever' thing with America. The EU is looking mighty fine. 👀🍁
Canada starts rethinking that whole 'best friends forever' thing with America. The EU is looking mighty fine. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ
1 month ago
128