Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
1 year ago
201
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING 😈😂
When your girlfriend is an archaeologist, you better watch out! She'll dig up EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
133
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but you’re actually an oversized bird 🐤🌌
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but youโ€™re actually an oversized bird ๐Ÿค๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
324
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. 🚪🔧 #PackagingPerfection
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ง #PackagingPerfection
1 year ago
174
I can't believe this game exists.😂 It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.💩 I'm dying!🤣
I can't believe this game exists.๐Ÿ˜‚ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐Ÿ’ฉ I'm dying!๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
198
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! 🐷🥓🍖
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–
1 year ago
220
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! 🦇🦸‍♂️
When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
273
Me trying to fix my sleep schedule by going to bed 10 minutes earlier.
Me trying to fix my sleep schedule by going to bed 10 minutes earlier.
11 months ago
229
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
121
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face 😂
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When your Wheel of Fortune skills need a presidential pardon 🤔🇺🇸
When your Wheel of Fortune skills need a presidential pardon ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
280
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally 😂
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 year ago
186