When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack.  🤬
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
228
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
483
When you gotta respect AND roast at the same time! 😂🎨
When you gotta respect AND roast at the same time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽจ
1 year ago
322
When your roommate burns the toast just a little and you gotta hit them with the "A bit on the dark side, isn't it?" 😂
When your roommate burns the toast just a little and you gotta hit them with the "A bit on the dark side, isn't it?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
342
When you realize that the spacing between the trees are just more faces staring at you. 💀
When you realize that the spacing between the trees are just more faces staring at you. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
419
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' 🤔
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
277
When you accidentally open VirtuaGirlHD in front of your boss. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
336
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. 😬🦷
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿฆท
7 months ago
266
Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. 😬
That moment of sheer panic when you're at your date's house and her kid makes a surprise appearance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
182
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
Boys will be boys, even with a time machine. Preventing Amazon from getting the rights to LOTR? A true hero.
1 year ago
327
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰
Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. ๐Ÿฅฐ Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
225
When plastic takes over the world's oldest profession 😂🤖💄
When plastic takes over the world's oldest profession ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’„
1 year ago
403
When you go looking for a scientific explanation and find a family-shattering one instead. 😬
When you go looking for a scientific explanation and find a family-shattering one instead. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
419
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. 🐧🔫
Linux doesn't ask for permission to shut down, it just does. No questions asked. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ซ
7 months ago
287