Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
1 year ago
365
When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! 🎓➡️🚔
When prisoners have a better benefits package than college students! ๐ŸŽ“โžก๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
268
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
432
When you try to jump in sync but gravity says 'Not today, humans!' 🤣📸
When you try to jump in sync but gravity says 'Not today, humans!' ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
241
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. 🐿️❄️
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโ„๏ธ
5 months ago
273
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? 💪🛒
Who needs the gym when you have groceries? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ›’
1 year ago
212
When Kanye helps Hank with the grilling.
When Kanye helps Hank with the grilling.
1 year ago
309
When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet 😬
When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
313
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! 😂🎌
When you expect kawaii, but get DIY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽŒ
1 year ago
310
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
299
Me trying to hold my tongue when my friend starts gossiping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
352
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
403
🔄 Living on repeat until you get the high score of the universe! 🎮✨
๐Ÿ”„ Living on repeat until you get the high score of the universe! ๐ŸŽฎโœจ
1 year ago
360
When affection turns into a 24/7 surveillance service 😳🔦
When affection turns into a 24/7 surveillance service ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ”ฆ
1 year ago
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