When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
264
Parenting 101: How to scar your children for life, one public restroom trip at a time. He's not wrong though. 💩
Parenting 101: How to scar your children for life, one public restroom trip at a time. He's not wrong though. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
3 months ago
149
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
288
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but you’re actually an oversized bird 🐤🌌
When your resume says 'Master of Darkness' but youโ€™re actually an oversized bird ๐Ÿค๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
324
When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law 😂
When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. 😂👶
The prequel and the sequel... the facial expressions check out. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
198
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" 
Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
1 year ago
212
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: 👁️👄👁️
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
216
When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine 😂
When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection 😂 #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
169
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds 😂
Me trying to evenly spread Nutella on my toast without ripping it to shreds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
When you get more likes for a bathroom selfie than a moon landing 🚀📸
When you get more likes for a bathroom selfie than a moon landing ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
289
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour 🦢🚣‍♂️
When swans decide it's a prime day for a city tour ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
305
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
244
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
295