When you're so late you summon the gods of time 😂⏰
When you're so late you summon the gods of time ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ
1 year ago
110
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
5 months ago
223
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.🥔💅
Me, a potato, choosing to embrace my true, starchy nature, while the haters boil with envy.๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
115
Family Guy if it was made by Piet Mondrian 😂
Family Guy if it was made by Piet Mondrian ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
3 months ago
145
Choose your fighter: Pussy or Spartan? 😂
Choose your fighter: Pussy or Spartan? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
92
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. 🤯
My face when I realize I spend 3 hours watching a football game that only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay. ๐Ÿคฏ
5 months ago
145
When you try to learn basic English before meeting the president of the United States, but end up having an existential crisis with him:
Obama: I'm Michelle's Husband
Mori: me too 😂
When you try to learn basic English before meeting the president of the United States, but end up having an existential crisis with him: Obama: I'm Michelle's Husband Mori: me too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* 😂
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
When you find out you're the next one in Angelina's shopping cart. 🛒😱
When you find out you're the next one in Angelina's shopping cart. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜ฑ
9 months ago
136
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book 😂
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk 🚀🐶✨
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿถโœจ
1 year ago
113
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
60
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83