Teapot Hitler brewing up some trouble 🫖😂
Teapot Hitler brewing up some trouble ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
289
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too ๐Ÿ˜‰).
1 year ago
287
That freshly washed car look 🚗✨...it would be a shame if a pigeon decided to use it as its personal bathroom 💩
That freshly washed car look ๐Ÿš—โœจ...it would be a shame if a pigeon decided to use it as its personal bathroom ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
266
The Venn diagram that proves philosophy, toddlers, and 90s pop have everything in common. Tell me why!
The Venn diagram that proves philosophy, toddlers, and 90s pop have everything in common. Tell me why!
1 year ago
332
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
201
Equal rights, equal sluts. 😂
Equal rights, equal sluts. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
329
All that effort to save humanity from Skynet, just to see us building it voluntarily for better cloud services. 🚬
All that effort to save humanity from Skynet, just to see us building it voluntarily for better cloud services. ๐Ÿšฌ
3 days ago
25
🔥 When the weekend plans go up in flames! 🔥 #LitAdventures
๐Ÿ”ฅ When the weekend plans go up in flames! ๐Ÿ”ฅ #LitAdventures
1 year ago
213
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! 📚✍️
When you're so serious about grammar, you make history! ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
1 year ago
500
🇬🇧 When Brexit feels like opening Pandora's box... 📦🤔
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง When Brexit feels like opening Pandora's box... ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
282
When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
When you're a tech guy at a strip club and trying to decide which OS is the best
1 year ago
285
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
8 months ago
393
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
1 year ago
221
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
10 months ago
451