When $19.95 isn't just a price, it's your new currency! 💸✨
When $19.95 isn't just a price, it's your new currency! ๐Ÿ’ธโœจ
1 year ago
71
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages 😂
Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. 😎✈️💥
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
131
Me trying to impress my crush...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
153
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. 🐴👮
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ฎ
1 year ago
124
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends 😂 Who wore it better? 🤔
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who wore it better? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
106
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
8 months ago
150
When autocorrect thinks it's a matchmaker 🤖❤️😂
When autocorrect thinks it's a matchmaker ๐Ÿค–โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
96
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
124
The employee definitely dodged a major bullet by leaving that job. Some bosses are just a walking red flag. 🚩
The employee definitely dodged a major bullet by leaving that job. Some bosses are just a walking red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ
6 months ago
146
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
143
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
128
When you and the boys are about to score an epic goal!โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ…
1 year ago
69
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharing…or is it? 🤔
Introducing the new Pizza Burger from Burger King! Now you can finally settle the debate between pizza and a burger. This monstrosity is definitely made for sharingโ€ฆor is it? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
133
When you accidentally open the front camera during a zoom meeting with the HR.
When you accidentally open the front camera during a zoom meeting with the HR.
1 year ago
74