Google translate be like:
English - Be cunning.
Czech - Be a Jew.
Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.
1 year ago
130
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
When style meets an unexpected lock-down situation! 🔓😂
When style meets an unexpected lock-down situation! ๐Ÿ”“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... 😬
I'd ask for a second opinion, but I don't think there's time... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
154
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!"  Sir, this is a Wendy's.
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
1 year ago
107
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. 😴
Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
56
When you try to play a modern FPS with a joystick from the 90s 😂
When you try to play a modern FPS with a joystick from the 90s ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
126
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa โ˜•
1 year ago
138
When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill 😂💥
When your emotions go nuclear faster than your chill ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
83
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
60
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me 💅'
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Alan Turing invented the computer and saved millions of lives in WWII, and she's still like, 'Sounds like a liberal devil machine to me ๐Ÿ’…'
1 year ago
136
Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! 🏆🧠
Kid's level of genius unlocked in record time! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
115
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. 🧔‍♂️➡️🥸
The scientific method for going from 'dreamy' to 'creepy' in one shave. ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ
9 months ago
145
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
144