TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
227
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
253
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
1 year ago
139
When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet 😬
When your science project is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
232
Ready to chill at the hottest concert of 2025! ❄️🎶😂
Ready to chill at the hottest concert of 2025! โ„๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
307
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
The entire office the moment someone whispers 'free food in the kitchen' 🏃‍♂️💨
The entire office the moment someone whispers 'free food in the kitchen' ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
270
When the clearance price is higher than the original price 😂. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.😈
When the clearance price is higher than the original price ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
294
When you get arrested for loving your neighbor’s kid a little TOO much 😂 #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
When you get arrested for loving your neighborโ€™s kid a little TOO much ๐Ÿ˜‚ #valentinesdayfail #cupidgonewrong
1 year ago
195
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse 🤬
Me when the clouds roll in during a Lunar Eclipse ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
174
Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.🏃‍♂️💨
Me, the moment I saw the moving walkway at the airport and my parents told me not to run on it.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
208
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
Sony really wanted to make sure they won the console war this time... by any means necessary. ☢️
Sony really wanted to make sure they won the console war this time... by any means necessary. โ˜ข๏ธ
1 year ago
288
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. 😬🦷
That awkward moment when your AI dentist's context window resets mid-procedure. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿฆท
5 months ago
193