When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk 🚀🐶✨
When you're ready for a galaxy far, far away but your dog just wants a walk ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿถโœจ
1 year ago
173
I don’t always drink beer… Okay, yes I do 😂
I donโ€™t always drink beerโ€ฆ Okay, yes I do ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
187
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. 😤
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. ๐Ÿ˜ค
8 months ago
230
He's not just a good boy, he's the captain of the USS Enterprise! 😂🚀
He's not just a good boy, he's the captain of the USS Enterprise! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
195
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" 💀
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
210
When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited 😅👻 #SorryYounglings
When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป #SorryYounglings
1 year ago
142
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
1 year ago
187
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
138
When you see your owner with the leash:๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
233
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. 😐
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
145
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: 🤯
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
268
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.👽
Me trying to understand the instructions on the hand dryer: Press button, launch UFO.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
221
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! 🎓😂
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
218
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. 😬
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
179
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
114