When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
1 year ago
230
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
Caught in the act of... smiling? 😏📸
Caught in the act of... smiling? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
309
POV: You are the coolest monkey in town ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
350
When you're at a party but you'd rather be at home compiling a new kernel and judging everyone's poor tech choices. 🤓
When you're at a party but you'd rather be at home compiling a new kernel and judging everyone's poor tech choices. ๐Ÿค“
2 months ago
163
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. 💾👴
This is how you know you're officially old. To them it's a vending machine, to us it was 1.44 MB of pure potential. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿ‘ด
7 months ago
276
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
343
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. 😏
When someone says they like dark humor, and you're about to test that theory. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
397
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
432
The painful moment the EU realizes that X is the continent's primary source for news... and chaos. 🥲
The painful moment the EU realizes that X is the continent's primary source for news... and chaos. ๐Ÿฅฒ
1 month ago
121
Finally a pillow for those rough flu seasons 😂
Finally a pillow for those rough flu seasons ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚ #freespeech #politics #censorship
1 year ago
299
Well, they asked for a solution to wealth inequality and were not prepared for the answer. 🤷‍♂️
Well, they asked for a solution to wealth inequality and were not prepared for the answer. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
344
Me when my mom wants to see my search history 🫣
Me when my mom wants to see my search history ๐Ÿซฃ
1 year ago
169
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
290