When you roll up on the squad with your new ride to assert dominance. ๐Ÿ‘‘
11 months ago
437
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 year ago
178
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. 🚬😂
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
1 year ago
178
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
1 year ago
362
🤔 When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! 🌍
๐Ÿค” When your health tips come with a side of world domination plans! ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
426
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation 😂
I'm no doctor, but I know how to give CPR... Cock Pulling Resuscitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂  It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
320
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elements… plus one other crucial element.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elementsโ€ฆ plus one other crucial element.
1 year ago
199
This map perfectly sums up my world view 😂.  Just kidding... mostly. 😉
This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding... mostly. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
347
When your friend forces you to make a TikTok with them ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
480
When salvation has no limits! 🙌😎
When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
346
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
1 year ago
400
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
219
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer 😂🏦⚽️ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
When your team loses and you spot a 'too good to be true' offer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆโšฝ๏ธ #NotAScam #WatchThatBankAccount
1 year ago
368