When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. 😅
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
118
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ
7 months ago
238
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
115
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 year ago
139
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. 🎹🤷‍♀️
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
204
This isn't what I was expecting when I subscribed... 🌬️
This isn't what I was expecting when I subscribed... ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ
9 months ago
192
Vermont: Where the trees produce liquid gold! 🍁🤑
Vermont: Where the trees produce liquid gold! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
270
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
98
Gamers' intuition: Behind this wall lies adventure... or just dirt! 🎮🧱
Gamers' intuition: Behind this wall lies adventure... or just dirt! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿงฑ
1 year ago
204
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
1 year ago
207
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. 🤔😂
So, according to this, I'm part Neanderthal? Explains a lot. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: 🎓🤡
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
198
When you dodge a bullet and level up to hero status! 🐻🎉📞
When you dodge a bullet and level up to hero status! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
161
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
215
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day 🐣
When you realize Easter is just Jesus' messy rebirth day ๐Ÿฃ
1 year ago
156