Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... 🤨
Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... ๐Ÿคจ
11 months ago
198
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 year ago
110
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
201
When he's broke but honest 😂
When he's broke but honest ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
138
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge 😂.  Parenting level: Expert.
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚. Parenting level: Expert.
1 year ago
117
When you gotta make sure every area is squeaky clean! 🍑😂
When you gotta make sure every area is squeaky clean! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
11 months ago
283
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
1 year ago
222
When you want to impress your crush at the club ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
195
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
222
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
Watching movies backwards is a whole new level of entertainment ๐Ÿ˜‚ Jaws becomes a beach-opening ceremony, Rambo a magical healer, and Lord of the Rings a relaxing hike. Who needs plot when you have pure cinematic chaos? #Movies #Backwards #Funny
1 year ago
116
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
141