๐ต When your mind hits play and there's no stop button! ๐๐ถ
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Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐๐ญ
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Me trying to explain to the aliens that I can't come to the mothership because it's my turn to clean the pool ๐ฝ
1 year ago
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My 'happy little clouds' always looked more like angry little potatoes. ๐ฅ๐
1 year ago
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Steve Jobs' office is now six feet under. ๐
1 year ago
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Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
1 year ago
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Lorde's secret identity revealed! ๐ฑ Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time. ๐ค๐ถ #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
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When the only surgeon around is...you ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ง