I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
8 months ago
400
Plot twist of the century! When you think you're about to be shamed for life, but your family values privacy more than snitching. 😂
Plot twist of the century! When you think you're about to be shamed for life, but your family values privacy more than snitching. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
134
When you get caught 'admiring' that stunning Windows wallpaper again 😂🖥️🐕
When you get caught 'admiring' that stunning Windows wallpaper again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
189
When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
330
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. 😏
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. ๐Ÿ˜
6 months ago
268
When you 'fail' in categories you never knew you were graded on! 😂👩‍👦
When you 'fail' in categories you never knew you were graded on! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
1 year ago
152
Republicans trying to show Biden voters the consequences of their vote. Open your eyes! 👀
Republicans trying to show Biden voters the consequences of their vote. Open your eyes! ๐Ÿ‘€
10 months ago
186
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. 🐴👮
When you want to join the mounted police but you're not a horse. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ฎ
1 year ago
276
When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! 🚿🎯
When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! ๐Ÿšฟ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
297
E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.👽
E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
134
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When your dentist says you need a filling, but you leave with a smile 😁🦷
When your dentist says you need a filling, but you leave with a smile ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
189
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
231
Me when someone offers me food ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
When your dad wants you to dual-boot before you can even ride a bike 😂💻
When your dad wants you to dual-boot before you can even ride a bike ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
254