When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. 💀
When your intrusive thoughts are so vivid they make your therapist quit. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
148
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
When you realize you are the only one at the table who ordered the dark side roast.
1 year ago
139
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
1 year ago
127
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
152
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer.  Priorities people! 😂
Bill Gates gives billions to cure diseases and remains perfectly healthy. Steve Jobs kept billions and died of cancer. Priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
11 months ago
144
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot 😂
Me after I crack a joke to myself in an empty parking lot ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. 😂
You can never press 'C' just once. It's the law to mash it a few times just to be absolutely sure it's copied. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
102
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
70
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret.  🤫 They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. 👁️
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret. ๐Ÿคซ They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
132
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
If ass wins. Why even ask?
If ass wins. Why even ask?
1 year ago
108
When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
107