Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities💡
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
127
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
60
Where 75% of the world's introverts live together 😂🌏
Where 75% of the world's introverts live together ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
153
British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
146
When you take "fighting cavities" a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
71
🐊 When you meet the squad in your 'vivid' imagination 😂✨
๐ŸŠ When you meet the squad in your 'vivid' imagination ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ
1 year ago
76
When the speed radar thinks you're a Formula 1 car, but you're actually a fighter jet 🏎️✈️🚓
When the speed radar thinks you're a Formula 1 car, but you're actually a fighter jet ๐ŸŽ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
106
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
When she tells you how many fingers she's using.
1 year ago
75
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! 😅👫💻
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
128
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. ๐ŸคŒ
7 months ago
87
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. 🍔🧼😂
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
140
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" 😂
"I'm gonna own those atheists by posting about Jesus on Facebook using my iPhone!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?"
☕️💅
PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe. Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?" โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
106
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
136
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" 
Mom: "OK"
Hours later...
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 year ago
105