Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
1 year ago
297
Me pretending to be interested in what that random guy at the club is saying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice 😂
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
140
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check 🙏😆
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
309
When pupper conversions require a calculator 📏🐶
When pupper conversions require a calculator ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
333
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. 😬
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
194
They said he'd never get a girlfriend 😂. Look at him now
They said he'd never get a girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚. Look at him now
1 year ago
148
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
266
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
223
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts 🍩
Me after winning a lifetime supply of donuts ๐Ÿฉ
1 year ago
235
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party 😂🔍
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
197
When you try to play a modern FPS with a joystick from the 90s 😂
When you try to play a modern FPS with a joystick from the 90s ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up 😂
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276